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<center></center> http://denimnlace.multiply.com/ <center></center>  <center></center>  <center><img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/Everything%20FALL/leavesandcandle.gif"></center>  <center> <object height="110" width="300"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="never"><param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/VmYLfwyV6n"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><param name="FlashVars" value="backColor=000000&primaryColor=999999&secondaryColor=4d4d4d&linkColor=666666"> <embed allowscriptaccess="never" src="http://media.imeem.com/m/VmYLfwyV6n" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="110" wmode="transparent" flashvars="backColor=000000&primaryColor=999999&secondaryColor=4d4d4d&linkColor=666666"><a href="http://www.imeem.com/people/OKygY5/music/QQfPOpvf/piano_lady/"></a></object></center> Tue, 7 Oct 2008 01:11:42 -0000 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:49:57 -0000 <center></center> http://images.denimnlace.multiply.com/logo http://denimnlace.multiply.com 100 100 Price Gouging Gasoline prices begin to increase in Alabama as early as Thursday evening, and price gouging is taking place in many areas near us. If you too are seeing this happen, please take time to report this. This is not LEGAL and anyone taking advantage of consumers NEED to be reported. <a href="http://gaswatch.energy.gov/">http://gaswatch.energy.gov/</a> http://denimnlace.multiply.com/reviews/item/53 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:49:57 -0000 A Women's Life, dedicated to all you young mothers out there <img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/awl1103.gif"> <img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/woman11.gif"> Every minute, to and fro, That's the way my hours go, Bring me this, take me that, Feed the dog, put out the cat, Standing up I eat my toast, Drink my coffee, thaw the roast, Empty garbage, make the bed, Rush to church, wash my head, Sweep the kitchen, wax the floor, Scrub the woodwork, clean the door, Scour the bathtub. then myself, Vacuum carpets, straighten shelves, Eat a sandwich on the run, Now my afternoon's begun. <img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/woman04.gif">   <img src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/carpool.gif"> To the soccer game I go, When will I find time to sew? Meet the teacher, stop a fight, See the dentist, change a light, Help with homework, do the wash, Iron the clothes, put on the squash, Shop for groceries, cash a check, Fight the crowds, now I'm a wreck!   Dinner time it soon will be, "What's for dinner?" Wait and see! Dirty dishes fill the sink, Make some popcorn and a drink, Will they never go to bed, Will I never get ahead? Bring them water, get the light, Turn off the TV, lock up the bike, Where's my pillow, say your prayers, Did you lock th... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/210/A_Womens_Life_dedicated_to_all_you_young_mothers_out_there Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:54:40 -0000 Awe, you have to see this kiss The Kiss... He had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. She is pregnant. The firefighter was afraid of her at first, because he had never been around a Doberman before. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest.  A photographer from the Charlotte, North Carolina newspaper, "The Observer," noticed this red Doberman in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do.  As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies, and kissed him, just as the photographer snapped this photograph.   <a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/PHOTOS/000_image001.jpg" border="0"></a>   Firefighters are awesome, and greatly under appreciated.   I loved this when I saw it. I would have given him sugar too.   http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/186/Awe_you_have_to_see_this_kiss Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:50:46 -0000 Ya wanna put your finger in there again? This is so cute.   http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/180/Ya_wanna_put_your_finger_in_there_again Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:15:29 -0000 Be Careful Who and What You Vote For <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/2008/?action=view&current=storm.jpg" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=dc62a09b.gif" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/dc62a09b.gif" border="0"></a>  While walking down the street one day a U.S. Senator was tragically hit by a truck and died. His soul arrived in heaven and was met by St. Peter at the entrance. (If you’re of a secular persuasion, bear with this story for a minute as the point is worthwhile). "Welcome to heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a small problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, so we're not quite sure what to do with you. Most of your elite peers have chosen to go elsewhere." "No problem. Just let me in, I'm sure we can work something out." said the Senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we have decided to do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've already made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," said the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorted the Senator to the elevator and down he went, down to hell.... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/178/Be_Careful_Who_and_What_You_Vote_For Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:09:32 -0000 Come Play Write the Caption! <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=_dctube_Tagbyzen_33.gif" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/cute%20tags%20for%20blogs/?action=view&current=8a724b9757b8ab47f08ec6113ed27780.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/cute%20tags%20for%20blogs/8a724b9757b8ab47f08ec6113ed27780.jpg" border="0"></a>   Hi friends! This is a photo that I have had on my computer since....well, for ever.  I think that it is adorable.  Some of you have no doubt also seen it around, but I still thought that it would be a fun one for write the caption. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Have fun!     <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/PHOTOS/?action=view&current=bitchstolemyfish.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/PHOTOS/bitchstolemyfish.jpg" border="0"></a> See ya later! <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/denim%20tags/?action=view&current=d2fe7aa8.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/denim%20tags/d2fe7aa8.jpg" border="0"></a> ..................................................................................   http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/77/Come_Play_Write_the_Caption Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:13:18 -0000 Playing with something new <IMG height=0.5 alt=Image src="" width=100>     Hi friends! As the name of the blog implies, I was just wanting to see how using a table with a graphic side border would work and look here. I had seen them used on 360 before, but never got around to trying one out there. By the time I post this....maybe I will have the size of everything the way I want it.  Right now what I am seeing looks pretty goofy, lol.  But as with most html thingies...you just have to play around with it til you get it the way you want it. I'm not being able to get the right side where I 'blog' to get wide enough.  Hmmmm. I know!  A graphic might make it enlarge :)   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Multiply/?action=view&current=80902b83-1.jpg" target=_blank></A><A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/cute%20tags%20for%20blogs/?action=view&current=927f186f.gif" target=_blank></A> <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Multiply/?action=view&current=80902b83-1-1.jpg" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Multiply/80902b83-1-1.jpg" border=0></A>       Or maybe not! Grrrrrr, I am not doing so hot at this so far. Dang it.    Okay...try enlarging the font then! Crap. LOL (it didn't work). Excuse my giant font as I try enlarging again to see if it will work. Here goes!   did this make a difference?! huh, huh?   Errrrrrrrr. no it did not.  I couldn't ... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/72/Playing_with_something_new Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:34:50 -0000 On-line Female Fantasy Poll In a recent Harris On-line poll..<A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20things/blog%20things%202/?action=view&current=muscularguyflipped.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20things/blog%20things%202/muscularguyflipped.gif" border=0></A> 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that the female ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been indeed verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.         <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=discpics011.jpg" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/discpics011.jpg" border=0></A>           <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/denim%20tags/?action=view&current=96077946.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/denim%20tags/96077946.gif" border=0></A> ............................................................................................................................................. http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/71/On-line_Female_Fantasy_Poll Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:04:25 -0000 I didn't know that was there...   It's kinda funny how when you are looking through the camera lense, you think that you are seeing....but don't really see everything in the shot until you upload it to your computer.  Such was the case with this photo that I got, hmmm, last week? I think. It was after it had been storming and the clouds looked cool to me so I wanted to capture it. It was around 5 p.m. and about a half hour before the sun going down. I know what I see in the photo, but what do you see?  And you may see something different.  Something that I still haven't seen.  But I thought it would be fun to see if any of us share the same imagination.  I will tell what I saw after I see some of your responses. Talk to you later. I'm heading off the mountain for a while. I hate going into town on Fridays, but I must. So send up a little prayer for the idiot drivers that might encounter me. <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/smiley%20central%20smilies/?action=view&current=th102.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/smiley%20central%20smilies/th102.gif" border=0></A>   Oops, I almost forgot the photo! LOL   I'm tired, yeah, that's it, I'm tir... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/69/I_didnt_know_that_was_there... Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:51:52 -0000 February 14, 2008 Dear Friends <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=0-1.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/0-1.gif" border=0></A>   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=ed9b1ad3.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/ed9b1ad3.gif" border=0></A>   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=happyValentines91.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/happyValentines91.gif" border=0></A>   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=thxoxo.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/thxoxo.gif" border=0></A>   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=denimbee.jpg" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/denimbee.jpg" border=0></A>   <A href="http://www.wtv-zone.com/emma/triples.html"></A>  http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/68/February_14_2008 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:01:36 -0000 I remember it like it was yesterday <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=tazdevilskiss.jpg" target="_blank"><img alt="Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/tazdevilskiss.jpg" border="0"></a><a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/valentines%20day/?action=view&current=tazdevilskiss.jpg" target="_blank"></a>   Sicily, the year was 1934. Okay, not really. It was in Atlanta, Georgia. The year was 1979. Where I had gone to a party with a fella that lived in the apartments where I had moved a few months before. We had been to a 'community party' at the clubhouse and he asked did I want to go and party with some of his friends there in the complex, that they were cool and he thought that we would have fun. So I said sure! The apartment was full of people. They were watching a University of Georgia football game, it was smokey, loud, and I was one of only four females there. Jock party? I was introduced to everyone and the two guys that lived there, a loud obnoxious guy named Steve, and a really cute guy named David who seemed a little shy to me. It was my first time to really meet anyone other than the tenants in my own building. The unit I lived in was one bedroom studio apartments consisting of maybe eight apartments a... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/64/I_remember_it_like_it_was_yesterday Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:32:56 -0000 Who knew?!       <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=rt0903.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/rt0903.gif" border=0></A>   Coffee Break Romance It's reported that more than 10,000 marriages a year now are directly traceable to romances which begin during coffee breaks. ....................................<A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=atwatercooler.jpg" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/atwatercooler.jpg" border=0></A>  Engagement Lengths The average engagement lasts 6 months.  First Love Two out of five marry their first love. Wearing a Wedding Ring The reason that the engagement ring and wedding band is worn on the fourth finger of the left hand is because the ancient Egyptians thought that the "vein of love" ran from this finger directly to the heart. .......................................................................................<A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=wedding_band_glimmer_md_wht.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/wedding_band_glimmer_md_wht.gif" border=0></A>   Go Ahead and Kiss A team of medical experts in Virginia contends that you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.  Having Sex? According to a survey, the second most popular reason for having sex is to produce a baby. <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/?action=view&current=sex01.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/blog%20tags%20miscellance/sex01.gif" border=0></A>   Strange But True In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbi... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/62/Who_knew Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:48:33 -0000 Shame on The Moon This is not a new blog. It is one that I wanted to keep from my 360 site, so many of you have already seen it. Thought I would just warn you because if you miss it this time, no biggie ;).   <a href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/smiley%20central%20smilies/?action=view&current=5620ccf6.gif" target="_blank"></a>       I loved this song then,. and I love it now. . . <a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/MoonReflection.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"></a> . . . Shame on The Moon ~ Bob Seger ~ . Released 1983 . . ******** . . Until you've been beside a man . You don't know what he wants . You don't know if he cries at night . You don't know if he don't . When nothin comes easy . Old nightmares are real . Until you' ve been beside a man . You don't know how he feels . Once inside a woman's heart . A man must keep his head . Heaven opens up the door . Where angels fear to tread . Some men go crazy . Some men go slow . Some men go just where they want . Some men never go . Oh blame it on midnight . Ooh shame on the moon . Everywhere it's all around . Comfort in a crowd . Strangers faces all around . Laughin right out loud . Hey wat... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/56/Shame_on_The_Moon Tue, 5 Feb 2008 16:08:38 -0000 Grandpa and Viagra <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Maxine%20and%20oldies/?action=view&current=oldman.gif" target=_blank></A><A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Maxine%20and%20oldies/?action=view&current=29b176ec.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Maxine%20and%20oldies/29b176ec.gif" border=0></A>      A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.   “How are you grandpa? He asks.   “Feeling fine,” says the old man.   “What’s the food like?”   “Terrific, wonderful menus.”   “And the nursing?”   “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”   “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”   “No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet … and that’s it. I go out like a light.”   The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in charge.   “What are you people doing,” he says, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true?”   “Oh, yes,” replies the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. &nb... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/53/Grandpa_and_Viagra Sat, 2 Feb 2008 17:54:09 -0000 December 27, 2007   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/bars%20and%20stuff/?action=view&current=d39eeae1.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/bars%20and%20stuff/d39eeae1.gif" border=0></A>    Hello friends, I hope that all of you had a good Christmas!  Ours was very nice, it went off with out a hitch.  Just the way I like, lol. I have been doing some of the after Christmas sales and finding some good buys.  Sometimes I think that we would all be better off if we just waited until afterwards to shop!  But then I guess you risk not being able to find the items that you need to purchase.  Retailers seem really anxious to get it off the shelves before the first of the year, and if they have to make major price reductions to do  that.....works for me.  I was wanting a white pre-lit tree and got one for under $16.00, lol.  That makes me feel very glad that I didn't get it before Christmas like I almost did. Six and half foot with 400 lites. *smiles*  This only makes about  4 or okay, 6 different styles of trees I have now.  Shhhhhhhh, it is still in my car trunk.  I'm taking it t... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/43/December_27_2007 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:10:59 -0000 Away In A Manger http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/42/Away_In_A_Manger Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:07:12 -0000 Missing You   For all of us, that are missing a special someone  at Christmas, and always.   Denim      <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/christmas%202/?action=view&current=a2b9765a.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/christmas%202/a2b9765a.gif" border=0></A>   There’ll be one missing this Christmas, one place at table---bare,  one smiling face we’ll yearn for  just knowing you’re not there One present left beneath the tree after all have been passed out,  with pretty ribbon posed atop  a heartfelt gift, no doubt Voices soft, diminished,  we’ll sing a Christmas song,  hoping next year’s easier  even though you have been gone long The joy of your great laughter  as the children gathered ‘round  your spirit more like ‘Peter Pan’  in revelry and sound The snow outside---lightly falling,  of which you were so fond, swift on skis and snowboard, and skating on the pond Cozy by a crackling fire we’ll surely quietly sit, recalling times your lengthy frame  would stretch in front of it.  We’ll have to gather all our faith and be ... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/41/Missing_You Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:38:38 -0000 Hello! and Merry Christmas! . <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=106ca6e4.gif" target=_blank></A> <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=0b3ab8c1.gif" target=_blank></A> <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=7beb77d6-1.gif" target=_blank></A> <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=fdebcd7a.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/fdebcd7a.gif" border=0></A>   Hello Friends! This is a fun site that I wanted to share with you. "Ask Santa" Click on <A href="http://xmas.glueserv.com/">PRESENTS</A>. Have fun friends! I finally got me a pony! <IMG src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif">   And if I don't see you again before Christmas,  I hope that all of you have a  Wonderful Holiday!   Jesus is the Reason for the Season   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=d52044e1.gif" target=_blank></A> <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=75f38ce3.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/75f38ce3.gif" border=0></A>   <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/greetings%20hugs%20days/afternoon%20good%20night/?action=view&current=37def684.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/greetings%20hugs%20days/afternoon%20good%20night/37def684.gif" border=0></A> denim <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=69524e75.gif" target=_blank></A>   http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/39/Hello_and_Merry_Christmas Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:21:57 -0000 A Christmas Blog    Roses For Mama <A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/?action=view&current=904e6207.gif" target=_blank><IMG alt=Photobucket src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/904e6207.gif" border=0></A><A href="http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/holiday%20tags/christmas/christmas%202/?action=view&current=b00479aa.gif" target=_blank></A>    Bobby was getting cold sitting out in his back yard in the snow.  Bobby didn't wear boots; he didn't like them and anyway he didn't own any. The thin sneakers he wore had a few holes in them and they did a poor job of keeping out the cold. Bobby had been in his backyard for about an hour already. And, try as he might, he could not come up with an idea for his mother's Christmas gift. He shook his head as he thought, "This is useless, even if I do come up with an idea, I don't have any money to spend."   Ever since his father had passed away three years ago, the family of five had struggled. It wasn't because his mother didn't care, or try, there just never seemed to be enough. She worked nights at the hospital, but the small wage that she was earning could only be stretched so far.    What the family lacked in money and material things, they more than made up for in love and family unity. Bobby had two older and one... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/38/A_Christmas_Blog Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:27:06 -0000 About This Ageing Thing.... <A href="http://photobucket.com/" target=_blank></A> <A href="http://photobucket.com/" target=_blank></A>   <A href="http://photobucket.com/" target=_blank></A>   Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?  If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half." You're never 4 and a half ....You're four going on 5. You get into your teens; now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12, but you're gonna be 16. Eventually. Then the great day of your life: you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. You BECOME 21....Yes!! Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out.  What's wrong? What changed?  You BECOME 21; you TURN 30. Then you're PUSHING 40... stay over there. You REACH 50. You BECOME 21; you TURN 30; You're PUSHING 40; you REACH 50. Then you MAKE IT to 60. By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70. After that, it's a ... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/34/About_This_Ageing_Thing.... Wed, 5 Dec 2007 17:23:55 -0000 Always Remember....You have the right to remain silent! . . <A href="http://photobucket.com/" target=_blank><IMG alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/denim_31356/Maxine%20and%20oldies/Maxinepic.jpg" border=0></A>   <A href="http://photobucket.com/" target=_blank></A> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at the husband and asks the question: WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do. " WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- dead silence -- ... http://denimnlace.multiply.com/journal/item/33/Always_Remember....You_have_the_right_to_remain_silent Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:02:17 -0000